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", "", 0, 1, 1, 0) into item if item is 1 or item is 2 then put "not implemented" Beep 1 end if end mouseDown, *k New Button, $0j New Button,k New Button,$  New Button,` New Button,$  New Button,(4` New Button,  New Button,$O` New ButtonElvis Found Alive! Kurtenbach Wins Grand Prix! Baudel Wins Turing Award Hoffa's Dentures Sighted "Victory Is Ours" claims loser Buxton falls from horse Madonna joins IRG The Boss gets sued UFO found in shoe box Stanley Cup won, but lost 100 Monkeys write novel Beatles sue Stones Stones sue Beatles I read Greek to an Alien 9 out of 10 dogs don't bark Wierd Al found guilty Michael Jackson Insane HeadLinesThis is a test Buxton falls from horseNoted researcher and equistrian, Bill Buxton, shattered his ankle while riding in preparation for the Olympic trials. Buxton fell from his horse incurring the crippling injury. "I blame it on bad interface design", says the esteemed researcher. "The way we control horses nowadays is antiquaited. Reins and spurs may have been acceptable 200 years ago, but today we can do better. I am proposing a joy stick control, embedded in the saddle where historically the saddle horn has been placed. This fits my riding style better anyway". "The design will exploit everyday riding skills (ERS)", claims Buxton. "The joystick will work just like neck reining, so this should give experienced riders a leg up right from the start". Buxton has fallen from other modes of transportation in the past. "I've heard he's laid down a few motorcycles in his day and I believe he had a nasty fall on some ice while skating when he was young" recounts long time student and nobel prize winner, Gordon Kurtenbach. "I suppose the knock in the head he took on the ice didn't really affect him till now" added Mr. Kurtenbach. The injury has changed Buxton's style considerably. "Its the most I've ever seen him as my supervisor in my entire life" comments Gary "rock hard" Hardock, one of Buxton's most laid back graduate students. "As soon as we [Buxton's students] heard he couldn't run, we immediately scheduled meetings at his house. Bill had no way out. He had to see us" describes Mr. Hardock. "Of course we were concerned about his health but mainly we were concerned that he could still make a signature. Otherwise than that, I think most of his students can't even remember which ankle he busted". "When I first heard the news I thought it was the horse who had a broken ankle so I suggested it should be put down. I guess that created an few anxious moments for Bill at hospital when the head surgeon produced a revolver" recalls Mr, Kurtenbach. "Bill's been pissed about that for a Kurtenbach Wins Grand Prix!Noted researcher and equistrian, Bill Buxton, shattered his ankle while riding in preparation for the Olympic trials. Buxton fell from his horse incurring the crippling injury. "I blame it on bad interface design", says the esteemed researcher. "The way we control horses nowadays is antiquaited. Reins and spurs may have been acceptable 200 years ago, but today we can do better. I am proposing a joy stick control, embedded in the saddle where historically the saddle horn has been placed. This fits my riding style better anyway". "The design will exploit everyday riding skills (ERS)", claims Buxton. "The joystick will work just like neck reining, so this should give experienced riders a leg up right from the start". Buxton has fallen from other modes of transportation in the past. "I've heard he's laid down a few motorcycles in his day and I believe he had a nasty fall on some ice while skating when he was young" recounts long time student and nobel prize winner, Gordon Kurtenbach. "I suppose the knock in the head he took on the ice didn't really affect him till now" added Mr. Kurtenbach. The injury has changed Buxton's style considerably. "Its the most I've ever seen him as my supervisor in my entire life" comments Gary "rock hard" Hardock, one of Buxton's most laid back graduate students. "As soon as we [Buxton's students] heard he couldn't run, we immediately scheduled meetings at his house. Bill had no way out. He had to see us" describes Mr. Hardock. "Of course we were concerned about his health but mainly we were concerned that he could still make a signature. Otherwise than that, I think most of his students can't even remember which ankle he busted". "When I first heard the news I thought it was the horse who had a broken ankle so I suggested it should be put down. I guess that created an few anxious moments for Bill at hospital when the head surgeon produced a revolver" recalls Mr, Kurtenbach. "Bill's been pissed about that for a o as aa sombrero through out the race. o as aas a,CARD    *F:+  Baudel Wins Turing Award:4  Hoffa's Dentures Sighted@i  "Victory Is Ours" claims loser8n  Buxton falls from horse2*U  Madonna joins IRG.1  HeadlineStore<O  Kurtenbach Wins Grand Prix!4z  Elvis Found Alive!4 *U  The Boss gets suedThey said he was fast and they weren't kidding! Gord "way too fast" Kurtenbach won an unprecedented 90th Grand Prix victory using the city streets of Monte Carlo as a backdrop for his mastery. Experts are puzzled as how to explain his dominance. "He fast, he mean, he a'wippin and a whomping when he gets dat wheel in his hands" claims Kurtenbach's ace mechanic and psychologist Leroy "the electric" Lesiro. "One time he got a second in a race and he up and killed two fans and punched the trophy girl right in the face. Unfortunately for "too fast" [Kurtenbach] she knew kung foo or something and she let him have a 50 yarder to the crotch area. After that, he didn't mind being bent over in that tiny cockpit for 2-3 hours and he got wicked fast then". Kurtenbach shows brilliant innovation in his driving style that leaves the competition scrambling to keep up. "I don't waste any time at the start" reported Kurtenbach in an interview in People magazine. "The moment they drop the flag I step on the gas, no waiting around. As a matter of fact, one time my car was in the pits with 3 mechanics under it when the start flag dropped. Well I couldn't help myself I just jumped into the car and started driving. I guess that when I got my reputation for being hard to work with. I don't know. Tread marks aren't that hard to remove" If anything, the experts claim Kurtenbach is even faster on the track during the race. "I don't waste time signalling for the corners like they tell you in driving school. Plus I never shoulder check, which can be real handy if somebody is trying to pass you. Otherwise than that I don't have any secrets, except maybe I do play the radio very very loud or sometimes pull off the road and have a little snooze if I get sleepy but no more than 5 minutes, then I am back in the race, running on the edge again" explain Kurtenbach. Kurtenbach will be running the Brazillian Grand Prix next month. Due to doctor's orders, unlike last year's race he will not be wearing a sombrero through out the race. rElvis Presley was sighted today for the twentyth time in four days at a Weight Watchers in Planerot Minnesotta. Debonair computer scientist and commando, Thomas Baudel was awarded the coveted Turing award for work in gesture recognition and just for being cool{"Hoffas teeth were under my fridge for the last 28 years" claims J.C Dynomic, lounge performer and part time orthodontist.GLong time loser and general hanger on, Pete Sinvoly, today reported Ѐ Noted researcher and equistrian, Bill Buxton, shattered his ankle while riding in preparation for the Olympic trials. Buxton fell from his horse incurring the crippling injury. "I blame it on bad interface design", says the esteemed researcher. "The way we control horses nowadays is antiquaited. Reins and spurs may have been acceptable 200 years ago, but today we can do better. I am proposing a joy stick control, embedded in the saddle where historically the saddle horn has been placed. This fits my riding style better anyway". "The design will exploit everyday riding skills (ERS)", claims Buxton. "The joystick will work just like neck reining, so this should give experienced riders a leg up right from the start". Buxton has fallen from other modes of transportation in the past. "I've heard he's laid down a few motorcycles in his day and I believe he had a nasty fall on some ice while skating when he was young" recounts long time student and nobel prize winner, Gordon Kurtenbach. "I suppose the knock in the head he took on the ice didn't really affect him till now" added Mr. Kurtenbach. The injury has changed Buxton's style considerably. "Its the most I've ever seen him as my supervisor in my entire life" comments Gary "rock hard" Hardock, one of Buxton's most laid back graduate students. "As soon as we [Buxton's students] heard he couldn't run, we immediately scheduled meetings at his house. Bill had no way out. He had to see us" describes Mr. Hardock. "Of course we were concerned about his health but mainly we were concerned that he could still make a signature. Otherwise than that, I think most of his students can't even remember which ankle he busted". "When I first heard the news I thought it was the horse who had a broken ankle so I suggested it should be put down. I guess that created an few anxious moments for Bill at hospital when the head surgeon produced a revolver" recalls Mr, Kurtenbach. "Bill's been pissed about that for a <"She's a babe, so we got her" explains long time input group member and bassist extrodinaire Gord Kurtenbach. "Madonna has always been into our research, it was just a matter of time before she began to formalize some of her intuitions about input design and get into research in big way. I don't thing she was quite ready for the input group life style. We aren't a bunch of angels and I guess that took her a little by surprise". "When Madonna showed up at the first meeting I was really impressed" says heart throb research Gary "rocking hard" Hardock. "She was nervous at first but then after she saw Gord's [Gord Kurtenbach] marking menus stuff, she just went crazy. She was laughing so much I thought she was going to break her chain link halter top. Of course Gord took it in stride, showing application of marking menus for selecting fashion accessories." Madonna has proposed a set of five experiments which address basic research issues concerning input in human computer interaction. The five experiments are quite controversal with old time IRGers. "We are used to this crap" declares Gord Kurtenbach when asked about the five experiments. "Bill Buxton proposed the same type of thing a couple of years ago. Man, we were laughing and laughing, but now it seems the only experiments that every produce significant results are the onces proposed by Bill. I figure this Madonna chick will do the same number on us. I mean, on the surface her stuff looks just as stupid as Bill's proposal, but I'm sure she'll be knocking us out with bar graphs and t-test in no time flat". The controversy emminates from ethics of some of Madonnas experiments. "When I read the proposal I thought it was a script for a heavy metal video or something" describes Gord Kurtenbach. "There's one experiment that calls for Fitts law tests where two naked men are chained to a Macintosh. Plus there's some weird stuff with a German shephard. I also told Madonna about the experimental design problems if she participated in the experiment herself but she laughed it off, saying "Gord don't be such a prude". I must admit I am looking forward to some of the pilot studies" Scheduling has been a problem for Madonna. The classic 9 am monday morning input group meetings are a bit difficult to fit into her tight touring schedule and has lead to a few humorous events. "I was first to the meeting, which is a miracle in itself" says Gary Hardock the creator of MATE, who is still involved in trademark litegation with the continent of Australia. "Madonna showed up looking even more sleepy that Gord [Mr. Kurtenbach] does. I thought "oh my god she's wearing normal clothes", suddenly she jumps up an says "oh my god, I'm still in my pyjamas!". I guess that makes sense because I always thought she wore her underwear in public normally". Input Research Group founder Bill Buxton commented that Madonna is a fine addition to the group and like most of his student he welcomes her diversity of skills. "I saw the "Poppa don't preach" video and I think Madonna can contribute the moral and human element that IRG lacks" added Mr. BuxtonrElvis Found Alive! Kurtenbach Wins Grand Prix! Baudel Wins Turing Award Hoffa's Dentures Sighted "Victory Is Ours" claims loser Buxton falls from horse Madonna joins IRG The Boss gets sued UFO found in shoe box Stanley Cup won, but lost 100 Monkeys write novel Beatles sue Stones Stones sue Beatles I read Greek to an Alien 9 out of 10 dogs don't bark Wierd Al found guilty Michael Jackson Insane Terrible Tots Terrorize Texas! Toronto Subway Disappears! Flying Saucer Factory Recall Beer strikes shakes IRG IRG found guilty-we killed!! Marking menus increase sex? Baudel to swim Atlantic!! Aliens drink beer--Canadian. Rock star Bruce Springsteen is being sued by coalition of "down and outers". Lawyers for the coalition claim that Springsteen's success has been on the back of the losers and down and out of america. The coalition is asking for five million in compensation and a public apology from "the boss". "Everytime I here one of those 'down on luck, living in a little crappy town, born to lose' songs of the boss's my blood boils" commented down and outer Robert "little bugger" Moroz. "I hear that song and first I start thinking, wow I feel really sorry for the unlucky guy in the song, then I think, hey that guy sounds an aweful lot like me, then I say, hey wait a minute, what give the boss the right to make songs up about me?" Lawyers for the coalition claim that many of the bosses songs are based on the lives of losers and these losers were not consulted before the songs were published. The coalition is asking for past and future royalties. "Down by the river? Sh--, I've been down by that f--- river a helluva lot more times than that candy a-- Springsteen." declared coalition spokesperson Billy "too drunk" Dwezil. "Drinking? Sh--, what does that guy do? Maybe have a cocktail? Well, I'll tell ya, I've drank a tanker of booze in my day and the label wasn't Johnny Walker most times. As a matter of fact, it was mainly Lysol. I figure my inside may be rotten but there's a lot less germs. It don't matter spit. We gonna sue his a-- and thats all there is to it" Lawyers for Mr. Springsteen comment that they are on safe legal ground. "Being a loser isn't an exclusive right. Our client [Mr. Springsteen] has just as much right as anyone to talk about the down and out and losers of america" explained Ted Leach, Springsteen's lawyer and yachting partner. Emotions are running high in the press as the coalition continues to analyze the lyrics of Springsteen's songs. "I be kicking his butt and thats all there is to it" commented Charles "chipper" Twinther. "The boss got some hits, but on our backs, so now he's gonna pay. No more to say" Legal experts report that the success of this law suit could have impact on other musicians and fields of art. "If this suit comes through, kiss the country music scene bye-bye" commented Larry Lieable, professor of Law at University of Nobutt North Dakota. "Every farmer, cowboy and trucker is going to be getting a lawyer and sueing every country western singer that has never stepped on a piece of sh-- in their life or jack knifed an eightteen wheeler". 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", "", 0, 1, 1, 1) into item if item is 1 or item is 2 then put "not implemented" Beep 1 end if end mouseDown, $0  New Button,$  New Button,_k_ New Button,   New Button,'3_ New Button,O` New Button,LX New ButtonBuxton falls from horse Madonna joins IRG Elvis Found Alive! Kurtenbach Wins Grand Prix! "Victory Is Ours" claims loser The Boss gets sued Baudel Wins Turing Award Hoffa's Dentures Sighted UFO found in shoe box Stanley Cup won, but lost 100 Monkeys write novel Beatles sue Stones Stones sue Beatles Sue stones Beatles I read Greek to an Alien 9 out of 10 dogs don't bark Wierd Al found guilty Michael Jackson Insane Terrible Tots Terrorize Texas! Toronto Subway Disappears! Flying Saucer Factory Recall Beer strikes shakes IRG IRG found guilty-we killed!! Marking menus increase sex? Baudel to swim Atlantic!! Aliens drink beer--Canadian. Desperate teens seek Elvis HeadLinesThis is a test Kurtenbach Wins Grand Prix!Noted researcher and equistrian, Bill Buxton, shattered his ankle while riding in preparation for the Olympic trials. Buxton fell from his horse incurring the crippling injury. "I blame it on bad interface design", says the esteemed researcher. "The way we control horses nowadays is antiquaited. Reins and spurs may have been acceptable 200 years ago, but today we can do better. I am proposing a joy stick control, embedded in the saddle where historically the saddle horn has been placed. This fits my riding style better anyway". "The design will exploit everyday riding skills (ERS)", claims Buxton. "The joystick will work just like neck reining, so this should give experienced riders a leg up right from the start". Buxton has fallen from other modes of transportation in the past. "I've heard he's laid down a few motorcycles in his day and I believe he had a nasty fall on some ice while skating when he was young" recounts long time student and nobel prize winner, Gordon Kurtenbach. "I suppose the knock in the head he took on the ice didn't really affect him till now" added Mr. Kurtenbach. The injury has changed Buxton's style considerably. "Its the most I've ever seen him as my supervisor in my entire life" comments Gary "rock hard" Hardock, one of Buxton's most laid back graduate students. "As soon as we [Buxton's students] heard he couldn't run, we immediately scheduled meetings at his house. Bill had no way out. He had to see us" describes Mr. Hardock. "Of course we were concerned about his health but mainly we were concerned that he could still make a signature. Otherwise than that, I think most of his students can't even remember which ankle he busted". "When I first heard the news I thought it was the horse who had a broken ankle so I suggested it should be put down. I guess that created an few anxious moments for Bill at hospital when the head surgeon produced a revolver" recalls Mr, Kurtenbach. "Bill's been pissed about that for a Kurtenbach Wins Grand Prix!They said he was fast and they weren't kidding! Gord "way too fast" Kurtenbach won an unprecedented 90th Grand Prix victory using the city streets of Monte Carlo as a backdrop for his mastery. Experts are puzzled as how to explain his dominance. "He fast, he mean, he a'wippin and a whomping when he gets dat wheel in his hands" claims Kurtenbach's ace mechanic and psychologist Leroy "the electric" Lesiro. "One time he got a second in a race and he up and killed two fans and punched the trophy girl right in the face. Unfortunately for "too fast" [Kurtenbach] she knew kung foo or something and she let him have a 50 yarder to the crotch area. After that, he didn't mind being bent over in that tiny cockpit for 2-3 hours and he got wicked fast then". Kurtenbach shows brilliant innovation in his driving style that leaves the competition scrambling to keep up. "I don't waste any time at the start" reported Kurtenbach in an interview in People magazine. "The moment they drop the flag I step on the gas, no waiting around. As a matter of fact, one time my car was in the pits with 3 mechanics under it when the start flag dropped. Well I couldn't help myself I just jumped into the car and started driving. I guess that when I got my reputation for being hard to work with. I don't know. Tread marks aren't that hard to remove" If anything, the experts claim Kurtenbach is even faster on the track during the race. "I don't waste time signalling for the corners like they tell you in driving school. Plus I never shoulder check, which can be real handy if somebody is trying to pass you. Otherwise than that I don't have any secrets, except maybe I do play the radio very very loud or sometimes pull off the road and have a little snooze if I get sleepy but no more than 5 minutes, then I am back in the race, running on the edge again" explain Kurtenbach. Kurtenbach will be running the Brazillian Grand Prix next month. Due to doctor's orders, unlike last year's race he will not be wearing a sombrero through out the race. on openCard set the scroll of card field "ArticleText" to 0 put card field "Buxton falls from horse" of card "ArticleStore" into card field "ArticleText" if card field "ArticleText" is empty then put " Article not available " into card field "ArticleText" end if put "Buxton falls from horse" into card field "ArticleTitle" end openCardFREEFree Object epped on a piece of sh-- in their life or jack knifed an eightteen wheeler". on openCard set the scroll of card field "ArticleText" to 0 put card field "Buxton falls from horse" of card "ArticleStore" into card field "ArticleText" if card field "ArticleText" is empty then put " Article not available " into card field "ArticleText" end if put "Buxton falls from horse" into card field "ArticleTitle" end openCardd openCardFREEFree Object out of one of those spots just to give him a warning. I figure Mr. Presley's been gone for a while so them spots are something new to him." Unfortunately the health club has not been completely free of Elvis "get rich" schemers. "We caught some guy trying get into the shower room with a tape recorder and microphone. You see, Elvis likes to sing in the shower and these boys was hoping to get a bootleg copy of his singings" reported Mr. Haffer. Other problems have just been a nusance. "Somebody keeps stealing our dirty towels and man Elvis is big guy so he sweats lots. I guess these folks figure a dirty Elvis towel is as good an autograph". Ray-boy's Health Club has announced that they will be opening on sundays to provide tours of the gym, shower, locker room and toilets. on openCard set the scroll of card field "ArticleText" to 0 put card field "Buxton falls from horse" of card "ArticleStore" into card field "ArticleText" if card field "ArticleText" is empty then put " Article not available " into card field "ArticleText" end if put "Buxton falls from horse" into card field "ArticleTitle" end openCard FREEFree Object FREEFree Object tests where two naked men are chained to a Macintosh. Plus there's some weird stuff with a German shephard. I also told Madonna about the experimental design problems if she participated in the experiment herself but she laughed it off, saying "Gord don't be such a prude". I must admit I am looking forward to some of the pilot studies" Scheduling has been a problem for Madonna. The classic 9 am monday morning input group meetings are a bit difficult to fit into her tight touring schedule and has lead to a few humorous events. "I was first to the meeting, which is a miracle in itself" says Gary Hardock the creator of MATE, who is still involved in trademark litegation with the continent of Australia. "Madonna showed up looking even more sleepy that Gord [Mr. Kurtenbach] does. I thought "oh my god she's wearing normal clothes", suddenly she jumps up an says "oh my god, I'm still in my pyjamas!". I guess that makes sense because I always thought she wore her underwear in public normally". Input Research Group founder Bill Buxton commented that Madonna is a fine addition to the group and like most of his student he welcomes her diversity of skills. "I saw the "Poppa don't preach" video and I think Madonna can contribute the moral and human element that IRG lacks" added Mr. BuxtonElvis Found Alive! Kurtenbach Wins Grand Prix! Baudel Wins Turing Award Hoffa's Dentures Sighted "Victory Is Ours" claims loser Buxton falls from horse Madonna joins IRG The Boss gets sued UFO found in shoe box Stanley Cup won, but lost 100 Monkeys write novel Beatles sue Stones Stones sue Beatles I read Greek to an Alien 9 out of 10 dogs don't bark Wierd Al found guilty Michael Jackson Insane Rock star Bruce Springsteen is being sued by coalition of "down and outers". Lawyers for the coalition claim that Springsteen's success has been on the back of the losers and down and out of america. The coalition is asking for five million in compensation and a public apology from "the boss". "Everytime I here one of those 'down on luck, living in a little crappy town, born to lose' songs of the boss's my blood boils" commented down and outer Robert "little bugger" Moroz. "I hear that song and first I start thinking, wow I feel really sorry for the unlucky guy in the song, then I think, hey that guy sounds an aweful lot like me, then I say, hey wait a minute, what give the boss the right to make songs up about me?" Lawyers for the coalition claim that many of the bosses songs are based on the lives of losers and these losers were not consulted before the songs were published. The coalition is asking for past and future royalties. "Down by the river? Sh--, I've been down by that f--- river a helluva lot more times than that candy a-- Springsteen." declared coalition spokesperson Billy "too drunk" Dwezil. "Drinking? Sh--, what does that guy do? Maybe have a cocktail? Well, I'll tell ya, I've drank a tanker of booze in my day and the label wasn't Johnny Walker most times. As a matter of fact, it was mainly Lysol. I figure my inside may be rotten but there's a lot less germs. It don't matter spit. We gonna sue his a-- and thats all there is to it" Lawyers for Mr. Springsteen comment that they are on safe legal ground. "Being a loser isn't an exclusive right. Our client [Mr. Springsteen] has just as much right as anyone to talk about the down and out and losers of america" explained Ted Leach, Springsteen's lawyer and yachting partner. Emotions are running high in the press as the coalition continues to analyze the lyrics of Springsteen's songs. "I be kicking his butt and thats all there is to it" commented Charles "chipper" Twinther. "The boss got some hits, but on our backs, so now he's gonna pay. No more to say" Legal experts report that the success of this law suit could have impact on other musicians and fields of art. "If this suit comes through, kiss the country music scene bye-bye" commented Larry Lieable, professor of Law at University of Nobutt North Dakota. "Every farmer, cowboy and trucker is going to be getting a lawyer and sueing every country western singer that has never stepped on a piece of sh-- in their life or jack knifed an eightteen wheeler". ArticleStoreCARDgt z"=K= X3I news readeron mouseUp go to card id 4199 end mouseUp This stack provides an example of using marking menus. The mock-up application is a simple news reader with a bunch of phoney articles. Lots of the functionality is not implemented but the idea is to give you an idea on how to use marking menus in an application. There are a couple of interesting things about this interface. First, you'll notice the interface is "button free". This makes the interface look cleaner and allows more room to display data as opposed to buttons. Second, the things that you press on to get marking menus are large and therefore easy to point to. This makes operation of the interface easier than pointing at tiny buttons. How do you find out what does what? 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Buxton falls from horse2?u  Madonna joins IRG.0NN  HeadlineStore<O  Kurtenbach Wins Grand Prix!4 U  The Boss gets sued4-Y  Elvis Found Alive!6 J UFO found in shoe box:  Stanley Cup won, but lost8  100 Monkeys write novel4 Beatles sue Stones4 Stones sue Beatles4 Stones sue Beatles4 Stones sue Beatles4 Sue stones Beatles: I read Greek to an Alien< 9 out of 10 dogs don't bark6 Wierd Al found guilty8 Michael Jackson Insane@ Terrible Tots Terrorize Texas!@nV  "Victory Is Ours" claims loser< Toronto Subway Disappears!< Toronto Subway Disappears!8 Beer strikes shakes IRG8 Beer strikes shakes IRG> IRG found guilty-we killed!!< Marking menus increase sex?: Baudel to swim Atlantic!!> Aliens drink beer--Canadian.<  Desperate teens seek Elvis4! Sue stones Beatles>" Flying Saucer Factory RecallThey said he was fast and they weren't kidding! Gord "way too fast" Kurtenbach won an unprecedented 90th Grand Prix victory using the city streets of Monte Carlo as a backdrop for his mastery. Experts are puzzled as how to explain his dominance. "He fast, he mean, he a'wippin and a whomping when he gets dat wheel in his hands" claims Kurtenbach's ace mechanic and psychologist Leroy "the electric" Lesiro. "One time he got a second in a race and he up and killed two fans and punched the trophy girl right in the face. Unfortunately for "too fast" [Kurtenbach] she knew kung foo or something and she let him have a 50 yarder to the crotch area. After that, he didn't mind being bent over in that tiny cockpit for 2-3 hours and he got wicked fast then". Kurtenbach shows brilliant innovation in his driving style that leaves the competition scrambling to keep up. "I don't waste any time at the start" reported Kurtenbach in an interview in People magazine. "The moment they drop the flag I step on the gas, no waiting around. As a matter of fact, one time my car was in the pits with 3 mechanics under it when the start flag dropped. Well I couldn't help myself I just jumped into the car and started driving. I guess that when I got my reputation for being hard to work with. I don't know. Tread marks aren't that hard to remove" If anything, the experts claim Kurtenbach is even faster on the track during the race. "I don't waste time signalling for the corners like they tell you in driving school. Plus I never shoulder check, which can be real handy if somebody is trying to pass you. Otherwise than that I don't have any secrets, except maybe I do play the radio very very loud or sometimes pull off the road and have a little snooze if I get sleepy but no more than 5 minutes, then I am back in the race, running on the edge again" explain Kurtenbach. Kurtenbach will be running the Brazillian Grand Prix next month. Due to doctor's orders, unlike last year's race he will not be wearing a sombrero through out the race. Elvis Presley was sighted today for the twentyth time in four days at a Ray-boy's Health Club in Planerot Minnesotta. Despite the recent trend of "Elvis sightings" this one differs in that witnesses are reliable and willing to step forward. "I was just coming out of the back alley after having a little pick-me-up with some of the boys and its then I saw him" reported Eddy "cold hands" Findsteen. "I was kinda shocked like some of them women are when they see him. I lost my grip on those empty bottles I was returning and smashed them on the ground. Elvis didn't see me and didn't seem to hear the bottles a'crashin. He walked over to his cadillac, a pink one I believe, started her up and pulled out of the parking lot. He must been in third gear 'cause he gave it a lot of gas and slipped the clutch something serious". Elvis appears to be keeping a very low profile at the health club. "Every week we got kinda of a revival meeting to talk about the dangers of eating" commented Ray "ray-boy" Haffer the club owner and beauty consultant. "Well one time there's this guy talking about the dangers of fried food and he was just going on and on. I could see Elvis getting mad. Elvis muttered something like 'momma's chicken ain't no killer, man' or it could have been 'brown in a skillet or a frying pan'. I'm not sure but he seemed upset." The health club members have been very discrete when it comes to the topic of Elvis. Of the thirty or so club members who are in Elvis's aerobics class only Vivian Napper talked to reporters. "Elvis is kind of shy and generally stays in the back of room. I think when he first came to class he was embarrassed about his body but now he's into it. Last time I saw him he as doing about 500 situps. About half ways through, he stops and gets some pills out of his pocket so I figure nows a good time to strike up a conversation (I'm single and all, you know). So I says, 'those must be vitamins you have there.' Well Elvis gives me a funny looks and says 'yeah, yeah, those are vitamins alright, mame'. It was kinda of strange, cause he started laughing and then proceeded to do 75 push-ups, real fast too. I guess he gets in shape faster than most people." Rumours are that although Elvis has a been underground for a long time he still retains some of his old habits. "We had a vote about keeping the club open all night. There was only one vote in favor of aerobics at 3 in mornings. I figure it was The King because he always was a real night owl. Plus one time I came into club and he was the only person there. He was pumping on the solarflex machine and had Carl Perkins just blasting on the tape machine. Elvis always loved Carl". Despite the happy acceptance of Elvis into the Planerot community there have been some problems. "We keep on finding Mr. Presley's caddy parked in a handicap spot. Now I told my boys if they see him pulling in or out of one of those spots just to give him a warning. I figure Mr. Presley's been gone for a while so them spots are something new to him." Unfortunately the health club has not been completely free of Elvis "get rich" schemers. "We caught some guy trying get into the shower room with a tape recorder and microphone. You see, Elvis likes to sing in the shower and these boys was hoping to get a bootleg copy of his singings" reported Mr. Haffer. Other problems have just been a nusance. "Somebody keeps stealing our dirty towels and man Elvis is big guy so he sweats lots. I guess these folks figure a dirty Elvis towel is as good an autograph". Ray-boy's Health Club has announced that they will be opening on sundays to provide tours of the gym, shower, locker room and toilets. Debonair computer scientist and commando, Thomas Baudel was awarded the coveted Turing award for work in gesture recognition and just for being cool{"Hoffas teeth were under my fridge for the last 28 years" claims J.C Dynomic, lounge performer and part time orthodontist.Long time loser and general hanger on, Pete Sinvoly, today reported that after twenty years he is stepping forward to announce that his actions since 1972 were part of an "acting exercise". "My acting coach told me in '72 that I couldn't act and I wouldn't fool anyone into thinking that I was anybody else. Well ever since that day, I been acting the character of a really dislikable hanger-on who kinda of lives off other people and doesn't wanna do a damn thing with his life and, hell, ya see, it worked". claims Mr. Sinvoly. "Hell, he had me and the boys fooled for that long." commented police chief Bernie 'Crusher' Pinwood. "Ol' Petey, as we used to call him, we guess put on a performance every friday and saturday night drinking and wheezing and yelling like he was drunk, sick and crazy. Man, I guess it was one hell of a performance". For his acting efforts Mr. Sinvoly was inducted into the Academy of Performing arts. A new category of "street performer" was created specially for him. "A twenty year performance is not without its toll" claimed Mr. Sinvoly. "I now have a drinking habit, I'm ill, I hear voices in my head and I got to yell a lot but I am still grateful for the award". ր Noted researcher and equistrian, Bill Buxton, shattered his ankle while riding in preparation for the Olympic trials. Buxton fell from his horse incurring the crippling injury. "I blame it on bad interface design", says the esteemed researcher. "The way we control horses nowadays is antiquaited. Reins and spurs may have been acceptable 200 years ago, but today we can do better. I am proposing a joy stick control, embedded in the saddle where historically the saddle horn has been placed. This fits my riding style better anyway". "The design will exploit everyday riding skills (ERS)", claims Buxton. "The joystick will work just like neck reining, so this should give experienced riders a leg up right from the start". Buxton has fallen from other modes of transportation in the past. "I've heard he's laid down a few motorcycles in his day and I believe he had a nasty fall on some ice while skating when he was young" recounts long time student and nobel prize winner, Gordon Kurtenbach. "I suppose the knock in the head he took on the ice didn't really affect him till now" added Mr. Kurtenbach. The injury has changed Buxton's style considerably. "Its the most I've ever seen him as my supervisor in my entire life" comments Gary "rock hard" Hardock, one of Buxton's most laid back graduate students. "As soon as we [Buxton's students] heard he couldn't run, we immediately scheduled meetings at his house. Bill had no way out. He had to see us" describes Mr. Hardock. "Of course we were concerned about his health but mainly we were concerned that he could still make a signature. Otherwise than that, I think most of his students can't even remember which ankle he busted". "When I first heard the news I thought it was the horse who had a broken ankle so I suggested it should be put down. I guess that created an few anxious moments for Bill at hospital when the head surgeon produced a revolver" recalls Mr, Kurtenbach. "Bill's been pissed about that for a while". ]In a surprise move, pop star Madonna has joined IRG (Input Research Group at University of Toronto). IRG is conducting leading edge research in the field of input techniques for human-computer interaction. Both the pop world and HCI world are shocked by the sudden change in direction. "She's a babe, so we got her" explains long time input group member and bassist extrodinaire Gord Kurtenbach. "Madonna has always been into our research, it was just a matter of time before she began to formalize some of her intuitions about input design and get into research in big way. I don't thing she was quite ready for the input group life style. We aren't a bunch of angels and I guess that took her a little by surprise". "When Madonna showed up at the first meeting I was really impressed" says heart throb research Gary "rocking hard" Hardock. "She was nervous at first but then after she saw Gord's [Gord Kurtenbach] marking menus stuff, she just went crazy. She was laughing so much I thought she was going to break her chain link halter top. Of course Gord took it in stride, showing application of marking menus for selecting fashion accessories." Madonna has proposed a set of five experiments which address basic research issues concerning input in human computer interaction. The five experiments are quite controversal with old time IRGers. "We are used to this crap" declares Gord Kurtenbach when asked about the five experiments. "Bill Buxton proposed the same type of thing a couple of years ago. Man, we were laughing and laughing, but now it seems the only experiments that every produce significant results are the onces proposed by Bill. I figure this Madonna chick will do the same number on us. I mean, on the surface her stuff looks just as stupid as Bill's proposal, but I'm sure she'll be knocking us out with bar graphs and t-test in no time flat". The controversy emminates from ethics of some of Madonnas experiments. "When I read the proposal I thought it was a script for a heavy metal video or something" describes Gord Kurtenbach. "There's one experiment that calls for Fitts law tests where two naked men are chained to a Macintosh. Plus there's some weird stuff with a German shephard. I also told Madonna about the experimental design problems if she participated in the experiment herself but she laughed it off, saying "Gord don't be such a prude". I must admit I am looking forward to some of the pilot studies" Scheduling has been a problem for Madonna. The classic 9 am monday morning input group meetings are a bit difficult to fit into her tight touring schedule and has lead to a few humorous events. "I was first to the meeting, which is a miracle in itself" says Gary Hardock the creator of MATE, who is still involved in trademark litegation with the continent of Australia. "Madonna showed up looking even more sleepy that Gord [Mr. Kurtenbach] does. I thought "oh my god she's wearing normal clothes", suddenly she jumps up an says "oh my god, I'm still in my pyjamas!". I guess that makes sense because I always thought she wore her underwear in public normally". Input Research Group founder Bill Buxton commented that Madonna is a fine addition to the group and like most of his student he welcomes her diversity of skills. "I saw the "Poppa don't preach" video and I think Madonna can contribute the moral and human element that IRG lacks" added Mr. BuxtonBuxton falls from horse Madonna joins IRG Elvis Found Alive! Kurtenbach Wins Grand Prix! "Victory Is Ours" claims loser The Boss gets sued Baudel Wins Turing Award Hoffa's Dentures Sighted UFO found in shoe box Stanley Cup won, but lost 100 Monkeys write novel Beatles sue Stones Stones sue Beatles Sue stones Beatles I read Greek to an Alien 9 out of 10 dogs don't bark Wierd Al found guilty Michael Jackson Insane Terrible Tots Terrorize Texas! Toronto Subway Disappears! Flying Saucer Factory Recall Beer strikes shakes IRG IRG found guilty-we killed!! Marking menus increase sex? Baudel to swim Atlantic!! Aliens drink beer--Canadian. Desperate teens seek Elvis Rock star Bruce Springsteen is being sued by coalition of "down and outers". Lawyers for the coalition claim that Springsteen's success has been on the back of the losers and down and out of america. The coalition is asking for five million in compensation and a public apology from "the boss". "Everytime I here one of those 'down on luck, living in a little crappy town, born to lose' songs of the boss's my blood boils" commented down and outer Robert "little bugger" Moroz. "I hear that song and first I start thinking, wow I feel really sorry for the unlucky guy in the song, then I think, hey that guy sounds an aweful lot like me, then I say, hey wait a minute, what give the boss the right to make songs up about me?" Lawyers for the coalition claim that many of the bosses songs are based on the lives of losers and these losers were not consulted before the songs were published. The coalition is asking for past and future royalties. "Down by the river? Sh--, I've been down by that f--- river a helluva lot more times than that candy a-- Springsteen." declared coalition spokesperson Billy "too drunk" Dwezil. "Drinking? Sh--, what does that guy do? Maybe have a cocktail? Well, I'll tell ya, I've drank a tanker of booze in my day and the label wasn't Johnny Walker most times. As a matter of fact, it was mainly Lysol. I figure my inside may be rotten but there's a lot less germs. It don't matter spit. We gonna sue his a-- and thats all there is to it" Lawyers for Mr. Springsteen comment that they are on safe legal ground. "Being a loser isn't an exclusive right. Our client [Mr. Springsteen] has just as much right as anyone to talk about the down and out and losers of america" explained Ted Leach, Springsteen's lawyer and yachting partner. Emotions are running high in the press as the coalition continues to analyze the lyrics of Springsteen's songs. "I be kicking his butt and thats all there is to it" commented Charles "chipper" Twinther. 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